by Debbie Peters
Five years ago I answered this personal ad:
Male, 1932 model, high mileage but low maintenance.
Repaired parts, but new valves and fine exterior.
Not in running condition but idles well.
Female, built circa WWII, excellent value.
Strong foundation, normal wear and tear excepted.
Minor cosmetic defects. Needs TLC
Last week the Court decreed:
Divorce granted—false advertising.